so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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