We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
