Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i would punch a child for taco bell
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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