just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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