Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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