today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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