I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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