ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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