I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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