so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
not ubering you a puppy
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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