I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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