That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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