How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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