His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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