Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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