Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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