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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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