I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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