I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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