i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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