do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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