This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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