...so i touched it.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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