maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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