his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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