Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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