but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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