I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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