glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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