Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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