Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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