I CAN MOONWALK!
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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