are you so shy because you have an std?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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