so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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