Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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