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(561): View more from Florida

on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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(612): View more from Minnesota

My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?

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