I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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