It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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