he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.