I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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