hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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