where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.