Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Reggie can tackle my bush.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"

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(765): View more from Indiana

After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.

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(925): View more from California

His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...

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