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(313): View more from Michigan

My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God

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(703): View more from Virginia

Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”

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(210): View more from Texas

It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

(502): View more from Kentucky

Why?

(314): View more from Missouri

Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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These 23 People Had Coworkers From Hell
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(503): View more from Oregon

We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room

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(518): View more from New York

I want a grilled cheese and an IV

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(347): View more from New York

asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.

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(317): View more from Indiana

I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?

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