Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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