There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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