Dual....:-)
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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