Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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