Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
