scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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