No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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