It's Friday. Sex?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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