Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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