you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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