That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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