the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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